five score and forty five years ago...

i finally figured out what four score means...80. also, i know that pi is 3.14159... you get the point. and the square route is like 1.77 or something. Whatever. A catastrophic event happened today, well actually 2.
i fell down 2 stairs. not 2 flights of stairs, 2 STAIRS. like, one-bang!-two-bang! and even worse:
I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!!

things that annoy me.

Here's a list of things that annoy me:
-Telemarketers
-Justin Bieber
-my next door neighbors
-cats
-the fact that i do NOT get CW channel
-when my brother makes fun of dollar sign lady
My special talent is that i can find something that has to do with my current favourite show (The Vampire Diaries) with any word you give me.

Word: Cat.
well that's an easy one. i think of the weird cat in my story. Then i think about how the girl says something about calling the cat Kat which could probably be a nickname for the name Katherine and that's one of the important characters in my fave show.

Word:Greeks
wen i think of Greeks i think of the Romans and there's a guy named Roman in my story and he is like Psychopath's double and psychopath is a guy in my fave show (go to http://omgitsasquirrel.blogspot.com to find out about psychopath and others)

Word:Birds
in the pilot episode of my fave show there is a creepy crow. that's all i got.

Word:Psycho (my mother gave me that one)
easy. the guy i call psychopath was called a self serving psychopath in one of the episodes (thus the name psychopath was born).

Word:Justice (another one by my mother)
that's a toughie. hmm...*ponders*


well theres injustice which could mean something happening to someone that they didn't deserve so then i'll think about when boring's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend was killed and she didn't even do anything.

well i'm gonna get logged off in less than a minute so bye!!!!

what does a unicorn have to do with president obama?

okay so i searched google images for a werid looking unicorn and there was all this weird stuff about obama.
WHAT THE HECK???

a lil update for ya

i have to tell you guys something and that is that I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
well besides that obvious fact there is nothing much going on except for the fact that my friends on msn messenger are never online so I'm stuck just writing mmkay as my status which is really boring i know sighs don't get me started please... well anyways you know what really annoys me?????Telemarketers, waking up to the shrunken head from the third harry potter movie, then having to turn down the volume on my mega gigantic size TV because it's too loud for my ears in the middle of the night, my hair and the fact that it doesn't straighten good, hooligans, the fact that a show i watch ended at like seven or eight episodes (which is unacceptable cause everyone knows a season has to have at least 22 episodes!!!!), and the fact that my zune is dying of old age. it's just so sad!!! sobs and strikes death pose.
oh, and when I'm paranoid that people are reading my writing. that's my pet peeve.
oh and I'm excited for august 31st cause that's when the vampire diaries season one comes out on dvd so if anyone can spare fifty bucks for me that would be great, thanks.

and does anyone ever bother to ask whats going on in my life? NO!!!!!!!weeps quietly
okay maybe they do, but i tell them Zero.Zip.Zilch.NADA!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

finishes evil laugh then coughs up hairball

ughh...

omg guess what

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg wait i forget well anyways i have an awesome online PRIVATE diary and it is sooooooo awesome u should try it!!!!!!!!! also i have this awesome story i wrote with two alternate middle/endings buti kinnna have to figure out the alternate part which i haven't excactly done yet buteither way my story is sooo awesome but also kinna odd and theres a guy named jahosephat ya thats right jahosephat and hes a janitor whos name is jahosephat and he is a janitor at a middle school and he refuses to clean the upstairs guys bathroom so he just hangs a sign on it that says "out of order" but really its just plain gross in there and how would i know i dont know but maybe ill tell u guys someday becuz its in my story and u guys cant read it MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
peace :D
~Kira~

my new story

hey if u guys want i can post the prologue to my new story on here and if u like it then i'll write more but for now tell me if u want me to do that, k?

A song by kira and teagan

We're all messed up in the brain
in the brain
in the brain
we're all messed up in the brain somehow

We're all messed up in the brain
in the brain
in the brain
we're all messed up in the brain somehow