Im soo frickin bored r u?

Heyy im bored i really havent been blogging awhile but i've been quite busy.being lazy creates busyness. im sooo frickin bored.

If i were the messed up woman who wrote the song "tik tok", this is what i would sound like.

if i were the messed up so called "Ke$ha", this is what i would say:
i wake up in the morning too bad im not p. diddy
grab my keys im out the door im gonna slap u silly
before i leave, i aint brushin my teeth
cuz im not jack
that crazy dude left
he aint comin back!
i hate gettin pedicures on my toes toes
got no money for thase clothes, clothes
that care blew up our phones, phones!
now were playin a miley cyrus cd
everyones annoyed at the party
and theres a cat named tipsy

Wait, stop!
my eardrum popped!
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a ffight!
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall, no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow

aint got a clue in the world what im doin here
tried to hide in the dupster but its full of beer
everyones in line to see that grocery bagger
probably is cuz they think he looks like mick jagger

landed with a plunk plunk
hidin with all the junk junk
but that crazy old mans drunk drunk

but they just kicked him out out
police r shuttin it down down
police shut it down down
they just shut this down

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
police got me now
that odd siren sound
ya he got me
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
get your hands up
get your hands up!!!
the yelling doesnt start untill mom walks in

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall, No!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
click there for da real song!

wow. cripes.

if u paid meh 1 million bux to assasinate justin bieber, id do it but no less moneh cuz id need to bail myself outta jail

dat goes without sayin much more

My name is Kevin(Kira) Peanuts-Shnitzell and i approve this message

Hi. If you haven't noticed well I'll tell you anyways that i write lots and lots of stories.
in some i call myself George Shnitzell.
okay, not really but i will soon.
well anyways i haven't been on the computer for a while but that's cuz, and i quote, "I've used up my sick days"
whatever the fladoodle that's sposed to mean.
well halloz to yalls if i didnt say that already.
my new answer to everything is down yonder, down a hole and then some
DR STINKIN PHILL PLZ COME ND FIX MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
through what light yonder window breaks...
yes, I'm quoting Shakespeare.
then theres somthin bout east nd sun and sum girl i dont even kno bout.
if summone can plz tell me who names there kid hamlet, tell me.
and whats Macbeth?
nd sumthin bout a dream in da summer??????
watever.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

you don't know what its like to have someone's foot on your teeth.its very unpleasant. you also do not know what it is like to have about three people sitting on you all sitting on top of each other. i can't feel my spleen. i had grasss down my pants and sox.

My New Name

my new name is Kevin Peanuts-Shnitzell.
all opposed can go oppose somewhere else.
my three phrases of the day:
"You will not remember the following conversation..."
"I'm going to make the best of this, and I'm gonna do it with a hop in my step and a smile on my face"
"Look at the coconuts, all lined up in a row, some small some large, some the size of your head!"
yeah well the last one sounds better in a crazy British accent

Hi.

Hi my name is Prince Babalabashamalamadingdong. I hereby OWN the word memocalyptylitis and it shall have a new meaning which i will not tell you because it is MY DANG SECRET AND IIIII LIKE IT!!!!! hehe...moving on. I live in a hole that's 12 feet in diameter and it seems bottomless but it's not. This hole is in canada. that's spelled C-A-N-A-D-A.
THIS PLACE IS A HOLE!

Uh huh.

Well today is mothers day.
boo hoo for me cuz i have to stay at home while my MOTHER works.
well, i guess that's how things work.
pfft pfft thats like WHATEVER
DUDE...
DUDE...
DUDE...
DUDE DUDE DUDE...
HI!!!!
umm...

NO witchcraft allowed

witchcraft will not be tolerated because i said so!
according to a book i read, you can be danged before birth!
that's right, i said danged.
and who would want someone to be danged?
and it all has to do with witchcraft...
and danged to be WHAT, you ask?
that is for me to know and you to find out...

Junk and whatnot

Hey well i just wanted 2 say whats upp????
i got a typewriter! do ya know what that is?
its a little thing they had before computers.