five score and forty five years ago...

i finally figured out what four score means...80. also, i know that pi is 3.14159... you get the point. and the square route is like 1.77 or something. Whatever. A catastrophic event happened today, well actually 2.
i fell down 2 stairs. not 2 flights of stairs, 2 STAIRS. like, one-bang!-two-bang! and even worse:
I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!!

things that annoy me.

Here's a list of things that annoy me:
-Telemarketers
-Justin Bieber
-my next door neighbors
-cats
-the fact that i do NOT get CW channel
-when my brother makes fun of dollar sign lady
My special talent is that i can find something that has to do with my current favourite show (The Vampire Diaries) with any word you give me.

Word: Cat.
well that's an easy one. i think of the weird cat in my story. Then i think about how the girl says something about calling the cat Kat which could probably be a nickname for the name Katherine and that's one of the important characters in my fave show.

Word:Greeks
wen i think of Greeks i think of the Romans and there's a guy named Roman in my story and he is like Psychopath's double and psychopath is a guy in my fave show (go to http://omgitsasquirrel.blogspot.com to find out about psychopath and others)

Word:Birds
in the pilot episode of my fave show there is a creepy crow. that's all i got.

Word:Psycho (my mother gave me that one)
easy. the guy i call psychopath was called a self serving psychopath in one of the episodes (thus the name psychopath was born).

Word:Justice (another one by my mother)
that's a toughie. hmm...*ponders*


well theres injustice which could mean something happening to someone that they didn't deserve so then i'll think about when boring's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend was killed and she didn't even do anything.

well i'm gonna get logged off in less than a minute so bye!!!!

what does a unicorn have to do with president obama?

okay so i searched google images for a werid looking unicorn and there was all this weird stuff about obama.
WHAT THE HECK???

a lil update for ya

i have to tell you guys something and that is that I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
well besides that obvious fact there is nothing much going on except for the fact that my friends on msn messenger are never online so I'm stuck just writing mmkay as my status which is really boring i know sighs don't get me started please... well anyways you know what really annoys me?????Telemarketers, waking up to the shrunken head from the third harry potter movie, then having to turn down the volume on my mega gigantic size TV because it's too loud for my ears in the middle of the night, my hair and the fact that it doesn't straighten good, hooligans, the fact that a show i watch ended at like seven or eight episodes (which is unacceptable cause everyone knows a season has to have at least 22 episodes!!!!), and the fact that my zune is dying of old age. it's just so sad!!! sobs and strikes death pose.
oh, and when I'm paranoid that people are reading my writing. that's my pet peeve.
oh and I'm excited for august 31st cause that's when the vampire diaries season one comes out on dvd so if anyone can spare fifty bucks for me that would be great, thanks.

and does anyone ever bother to ask whats going on in my life? NO!!!!!!!weeps quietly
okay maybe they do, but i tell them Zero.Zip.Zilch.NADA!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

finishes evil laugh then coughs up hairball

ughh...

omg guess what

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg wait i forget well anyways i have an awesome online PRIVATE diary and it is sooooooo awesome u should try it!!!!!!!!! also i have this awesome story i wrote with two alternate middle/endings buti kinnna have to figure out the alternate part which i haven't excactly done yet buteither way my story is sooo awesome but also kinna odd and theres a guy named jahosephat ya thats right jahosephat and hes a janitor whos name is jahosephat and he is a janitor at a middle school and he refuses to clean the upstairs guys bathroom so he just hangs a sign on it that says "out of order" but really its just plain gross in there and how would i know i dont know but maybe ill tell u guys someday becuz its in my story and u guys cant read it MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
peace :D
~Kira~

my new story

hey if u guys want i can post the prologue to my new story on here and if u like it then i'll write more but for now tell me if u want me to do that, k?

A song by kira and teagan

We're all messed up in the brain
in the brain
in the brain
we're all messed up in the brain somehow

We're all messed up in the brain
in the brain
in the brain
we're all messed up in the brain somehow

I AM FRICKIN BORED PLEASE HELP ME

i am dying of boredom here please come and save me from my boredom

boredom

hay im bored r u bored im soooo bored!

Im soo frickin bored r u?

Heyy im bored i really havent been blogging awhile but i've been quite busy.being lazy creates busyness. im sooo frickin bored.

If i were the messed up woman who wrote the song "tik tok", this is what i would sound like.

if i were the messed up so called "Ke$ha", this is what i would say:
i wake up in the morning too bad im not p. diddy
grab my keys im out the door im gonna slap u silly
before i leave, i aint brushin my teeth
cuz im not jack
that crazy dude left
he aint comin back!
i hate gettin pedicures on my toes toes
got no money for thase clothes, clothes
that care blew up our phones, phones!
now were playin a miley cyrus cd
everyones annoyed at the party
and theres a cat named tipsy

Wait, stop!
my eardrum popped!
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a ffight!
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall, no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow

aint got a clue in the world what im doin here
tried to hide in the dupster but its full of beer
everyones in line to see that grocery bagger
probably is cuz they think he looks like mick jagger

landed with a plunk plunk
hidin with all the junk junk
but that crazy old mans drunk drunk

but they just kicked him out out
police r shuttin it down down
police shut it down down
they just shut this down

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
police got me now
that odd siren sound
ya he got me
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
get your hands up
get your hands up!!!
the yelling doesnt start untill mom walks in

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall, No!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
click there for da real song!

wow. cripes.

if u paid meh 1 million bux to assasinate justin bieber, id do it but no less moneh cuz id need to bail myself outta jail

dat goes without sayin much more

My name is Kevin(Kira) Peanuts-Shnitzell and i approve this message

Hi. If you haven't noticed well I'll tell you anyways that i write lots and lots of stories.
in some i call myself George Shnitzell.
okay, not really but i will soon.
well anyways i haven't been on the computer for a while but that's cuz, and i quote, "I've used up my sick days"
whatever the fladoodle that's sposed to mean.
well halloz to yalls if i didnt say that already.
my new answer to everything is down yonder, down a hole and then some
DR STINKIN PHILL PLZ COME ND FIX MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
through what light yonder window breaks...
yes, I'm quoting Shakespeare.
then theres somthin bout east nd sun and sum girl i dont even kno bout.
if summone can plz tell me who names there kid hamlet, tell me.
and whats Macbeth?
nd sumthin bout a dream in da summer??????
watever.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

you don't know what its like to have someone's foot on your teeth.its very unpleasant. you also do not know what it is like to have about three people sitting on you all sitting on top of each other. i can't feel my spleen. i had grasss down my pants and sox.

My New Name

my new name is Kevin Peanuts-Shnitzell.
all opposed can go oppose somewhere else.
my three phrases of the day:
"You will not remember the following conversation..."
"I'm going to make the best of this, and I'm gonna do it with a hop in my step and a smile on my face"
"Look at the coconuts, all lined up in a row, some small some large, some the size of your head!"
yeah well the last one sounds better in a crazy British accent

Hi.

Hi my name is Prince Babalabashamalamadingdong. I hereby OWN the word memocalyptylitis and it shall have a new meaning which i will not tell you because it is MY DANG SECRET AND IIIII LIKE IT!!!!! hehe...moving on. I live in a hole that's 12 feet in diameter and it seems bottomless but it's not. This hole is in canada. that's spelled C-A-N-A-D-A.
THIS PLACE IS A HOLE!

Uh huh.

Well today is mothers day.
boo hoo for me cuz i have to stay at home while my MOTHER works.
well, i guess that's how things work.
pfft pfft thats like WHATEVER
DUDE...
DUDE...
DUDE...
DUDE DUDE DUDE...
HI!!!!
umm...

NO witchcraft allowed

witchcraft will not be tolerated because i said so!
according to a book i read, you can be danged before birth!
that's right, i said danged.
and who would want someone to be danged?
and it all has to do with witchcraft...
and danged to be WHAT, you ask?
that is for me to know and you to find out...

Junk and whatnot

Hey well i just wanted 2 say whats upp????
i got a typewriter! do ya know what that is?
its a little thing they had before computers.