If i were the messed up woman who wrote the song "tik tok", this is what i would sound like.

if i were the messed up so called "Ke$ha", this is what i would say:
i wake up in the morning too bad im not p. diddy
grab my keys im out the door im gonna slap u silly
before i leave, i aint brushin my teeth
cuz im not jack
that crazy dude left
he aint comin back!
i hate gettin pedicures on my toes toes
got no money for thase clothes, clothes
that care blew up our phones, phones!
now were playin a miley cyrus cd
everyones annoyed at the party
and theres a cat named tipsy

Wait, stop!
my eardrum popped!
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a ffight!
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall, no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow

aint got a clue in the world what im doin here
tried to hide in the dupster but its full of beer
everyones in line to see that grocery bagger
probably is cuz they think he looks like mick jagger

landed with a plunk plunk
hidin with all the junk junk
but that crazy old mans drunk drunk

but they just kicked him out out
police r shuttin it down down
police shut it down down
they just shut this down

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
police got me now
that odd siren sound
ya he got me
the tanks filled up
the car broke down
that man lost pounds
a bee stung me
put my hands up
get your hands up
get your hands up!!!
the yelling doesnt start untill mom walks in

wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall no
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
wait stop
my eardrum popped
dj turned the speakers up
look theres a fight
someones screamin sunlight
tik tok
shut up clock
just ran into a brick wall, No!
ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
click there for da real song!